husband and wife

Wife: Ennanga, neenga vachu iruntha 60 Rubaaya eduthu
" bra "
vaankitten..
Husband: Ippadithan nee onnume illaathathuku ellam selavu pannuva.
Wife: ?

definition of a nurse

A
Short
Dressed first beautiful
Woman
Who holds your hand for
one full minute
and
Still
Expects
Your
Pulse
to
be
Normal......

great fact

What's the problem between MOTHER and daughter in law?
Mother spent 5 years to helping her son to wear UNDERWEAR. But wife
pulls it down within 5 seconds.

Nose cut

A sexy n attractive female employee meets her boss n says, Sir will u
remove somethin from my breast? Boss: Wow,wat? Girl: Ur eyes

true fact

Which is de ONly PLACE that was built by 'MAN' yet still can't go there...?

Think...

don't know?

Don't u know this

its ladie's toilet
Dont laugh its true.

boys duty

International unbeatable Punch:
"Lipsticks r
Girls Beauty...
"Spoiling them is Boys Duty".

Misspelled word

Teacher:
Write a sentence ending with 'hand'.

Boy:

My Penis in ur hand.

Teacher slapped & asked:

Wats this?

Boy:

Oh I forget to put space between PEN & IS.

adult

MBBS exams Qs:
fill in the blanks.
"if a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_"

only few students passed who wrote: pulse

double meaning

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S- SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit,
and youll always
B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

SEX EDUCATION

School girl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION cass.

Teacher: Why not?

School girl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be oral!

guess

A boy went 2 film with his girlfriend,
a mosquito enters into girls t-shirt..
Guess where it bites?

Naughty mind always thinks bad!
It bites on boy's hand

Height of brilliancy

Sharma ji was watching an x-X-x movie,

he saw his wife in the film.

After the film ended he said


- Thank God, it was just a movie.

Q & A

Q. Folding Chair & Woman.
A: Both Useless If Legs R Closed..!

Q. Microwave & Girl.
A: Both Get Hot In 15 Secs..!

Q. Bra & Bar.
A: Guys Go Crazy When Open..!..

NAUGHTY

Buy a SCOOTY
Pickup a BEAUTY
Drink a FROOTY
Take her to OOTY
Remove her JUTTY
Do your DUTY
After 9 months get a CUTY and give me a PARTY

Nov 14 & Feb14

Teacher: Why are we celebrating Nov. 14 as children's day?

Santa: Because, Nov. 14 comes exactly after 10 months from Feb. 14

Teacher: ???

close yourssssssss

A lady go 2 1st Night

Entred room

Locked de door

Hey she closed the door na.
so close your _____ and go to sleep

moral of the day

Read slowly
A MORAL story ..



my girlfriend invited me 2 her house one day .i found her sister in the house she was unbeliveable sexy . She said in my ear "i hav feelins 4 u" shall we hav sex " . I immediately turned around and walked 2 the front door and went near 2 my bike . I found my girlfriend standin there. She hugged me and said you passed my test .

Moral .. always keep ur condom in ur bike .

a real fact

Why women wear panties with printed flowers?
It's a way of saying....




Please Water my Garden...