adult

MBBS exams Qs:
fill in the blanks.
"if a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_"

only few students passed who wrote: pulse

double meaning

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S- SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit,
and youll always
B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

SEX EDUCATION

School girl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION cass.

Teacher: Why not?

School girl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be oral!

guess

A boy went 2 film with his girlfriend,
a mosquito enters into girls t-shirt..
Guess where it bites?

Naughty mind always thinks bad!
It bites on boy's hand

Height of brilliancy

Sharma ji was watching an x-X-x movie,

he saw his wife in the film.

After the film ended he said


- Thank God, it was just a movie.

Q & A

Q. Folding Chair & Woman.
A: Both Useless If Legs R Closed..!

Q. Microwave & Girl.
A: Both Get Hot In 15 Secs..!

Q. Bra & Bar.
A: Guys Go Crazy When Open..!..

NAUGHTY

Buy a SCOOTY
Pickup a BEAUTY
Drink a FROOTY
Take her to OOTY
Remove her JUTTY
Do your DUTY
After 9 months get a CUTY and give me a PARTY

Nov 14 & Feb14

Teacher: Why are we celebrating Nov. 14 as children's day?

Santa: Because, Nov. 14 comes exactly after 10 months from Feb. 14

Teacher: ???

close yourssssssss

A lady go 2 1st Night

Entred room

Locked de door

Hey she closed the door na.
so close your _____ and go to sleep

moral of the day

Read slowly
A MORAL story ..



my girlfriend invited me 2 her house one day .i found her sister in the house she was unbeliveable sexy . She said in my ear "i hav feelins 4 u" shall we hav sex " . I immediately turned around and walked 2 the front door and went near 2 my bike . I found my girlfriend standin there. She hugged me and said you passed my test .

Moral .. always keep ur condom in ur bike .

a real fact

Why women wear panties with printed flowers?
It's a way of saying....




Please Water my Garden...