husband and wife

Wife: Ennanga, neenga vachu iruntha 60 Rubaaya eduthu
" bra "
vaankitten..
Husband: Ippadithan nee onnume illaathathuku ellam selavu pannuva.
Wife: ?

definition of a nurse

A
Short
Dressed first beautiful
Woman
Who holds your hand for
one full minute
and
Still
Expects
Your
Pulse
to
be
Normal......

great fact

What's the problem between MOTHER and daughter in law?
Mother spent 5 years to helping her son to wear UNDERWEAR. But wife
pulls it down within 5 seconds.

Nose cut

A sexy n attractive female employee meets her boss n says, Sir will u
remove somethin from my breast? Boss: Wow,wat? Girl: Ur eyes

true fact

Which is de ONly PLACE that was built by 'MAN' yet still can't go there...?

Think...

don't know?

Don't u know this

its ladie's toilet
Dont laugh its true.

boys duty

International unbeatable Punch:
"Lipsticks r
Girls Beauty...
"Spoiling them is Boys Duty".

Misspelled word

Teacher:
Write a sentence ending with 'hand'.

Boy:

My Penis in ur hand.

Teacher slapped & asked:

Wats this?

Boy:

Oh I forget to put space between PEN & IS.